if u hate questionnaires.. hit Kesh and Dewdy...i got the flu from these guys
Here's a question for you:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with
astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then look below for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it?
It makes a person think before judging someone.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
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were they capable of abortion back then?
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This was an interesting piece of trivia saby.
Anonymous @ 7.10 AM - I think abortion in the US has been illegal since the 60s, so Im assuming they were capable back then..
was that u who wrote that? or are ur copyin skills at work?
de vile
ur vile
yes i did copy
as u can see wat i rote suxs
any guyn who nos me
nos it dont carry my signature
i got class
its my trade mark
now go to my front page ./..i just exposed u
nanga...uno wat i mean ?
-saby
It is true that we should think before judging, but that is not the way the world works. We make snap decisions all the time, and that leads to outcomes. For every Beethoven that wasn’t aborted, there are thousands of little kids who were born into poverty , crime and misery around the world, and they never wrote any piano symphonies. But, it does make you think. Rock On!
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