Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Just Married ......

NO! ur not until u accept him just the way he is

u have a wild romance wid Saby
but u just dont no him
till u see all of him
(will be posting my nude pic soon)

it may happen on yr honeymoon
or a year later
when u see his nasty side
and he sees yours


then if u accept him
just the way he is

then ur truly married for keeps

Maria and I
we been married for 24 years
but i never tot of asking
do u love me?

on october 5, 2005
am gonna ask Maria
and if she says 'i do'
i will no

if she says 'no'
i will ask TANVI

and if she says no too
i will try to kill myself again

and if i dont succeed
i will ask BHAALU

6 comments:

Keshi said...

haha Saby good one!

~~then if u accept him
just the way he is
then ur truly married for keeps~~

I like this bit...no one's perfect and we have to accept each other for who we are. People expect too much and then their hearts get broken and then divorce etc etc. What they must realise is that people are not perfect and if the basic elements of affection and trust are there and if the capacity to love truly and honestly exist, then u should be happy with what you got...

Having said all that Im single...must be hard to find that guy eh! LOL!

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

The Shit List

Ghost Shit:
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is not shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit:
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Shit:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Shit:
This happens when you are done shitting and you have pulled your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.

“Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead” Shit:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Shit:
The kind of shit that is so huge you are afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Shit:
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker Shit:
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Shit:
(Self Explanatory)

“Gee I Wish I Could Shit” Shit:
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Shit:
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Shit:
(a.k.a. The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Shit:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Three Alarm Shit:
It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Shit:
The kind of shit that doesn’t smell.

The Surprise Shit:
You are not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart...but oops! A poopie!

The Dangling Shit:
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shitting it out. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Tanvi said...

aww..my answer in advance....NO!

Anonymous said...

TANVI !!!!
wat u doing here in the midst of all dis shit !

Rex Venom said...

Good stuff! And nice picture.
Interseting.

Rock on!

Michelle said...

LOL!
saw yr name on cheesy's comment post!
dunno hu u r,but i gotta tell u man,ur fkin hilarious!!!!
keep u d good work!
peace out!